Quality Vs Quantity

We have recieved a few letters from collaborators who wish to know why updates to the Doom Filled Page of DOOM tend to arrive in waves of frequency. This is because the brave and noble Cap'n Bayne is fighting a most valient fight with the ailment known as Chronic Fatigue Syndrome. This illness, beyond even the power of current Martian Science to cure, means that there are occassionally neccessary delays between site updates. While it is true that other collaborators could perform this task more frequently, they could not provide the degree of creativity, passion or abstract genius that is regularly contributed to our aims on Earth by Cap'n Bayne.

Martians, though not sentimental, do not believe in the waste of quality resources. We also support the attempts to find a cause and a cure for this terrible illness.

We ask all good collaborators to do likewise.